Have You Reserved Your Seat for The Lingerie Football League?

May 08, 2009

NJOY NOW is going to pioneer here.  We are infatuated with the Lingerie Football League, and we're looking forward to the inaugural 2009 season.  Shocked?  You shouldn't be.  Athletic hot ladies playing a game that is normally played by men is HOT.  Can we bet on this game?  Probably not in 2009, but maybe 2010?

The girls will be playing 7 on 7, on a 50 yard indoor field.  Our team (notice I'm already "owning" this?) is Chicago Bliss, coached by Dennis "Silky D" McKinnon.  Dennis McKinnon is a WORLD CHAMPION.  The romance is beyond the ladies, the league is being managed by World Champions.

The 1985 Bears are undeniably the greatest football team in the history of football.  Dennis McKinnon was not only a member, he contributed.  We all remember his kick return in 1986 against the Giants for a touchdown.  Silky D was/is fast.  I just saw him at the 7-Eleven trade show, and he is still crazy fast.  Dennis looks great.  He appears to have no body fat, and could definitely beat everyone in the 7-Eleven room in a foot-race. 

We know that Silky D is a real American hero, and athlete.  Is the league real?  It may start slow, but sexy women sell.  Can they have true fans?  I think so, but the owners need to recognize the market inertia.  Pro Wrestling and MMA took years to become popular, and this may too.  It won't take as long as men in trunks fighting or flexing, but it will take time.  It will also require more effort for loyalty, as ladies don't have the sticky/staying power of Hulk Hogan, Iron Shiek, Vince McMahon, or even Dana White for that matter. 

In the meantime, I am excited that Friday nights this winter may have ladies pushing each other on TV, while we are NJOY'ing happy hour at PJ Clarke's here in Chicago.  This is a great addition to the shitty fall and winter schedule of Chicago sports and stuff to do.  NJOY NOW will be reporting on every team in this league, all season.  Now if we can convince a bookmaker to handicap these games, we can really have reasons to watch.

GO CHICAGO BLISS!