The Mormon and the Irishman

March 23, 2009

We are going to keep the St. Patrick's theme going for at least another week.

The Mormon and the Irishman

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from
London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly
brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would
like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice.

NJOY.